Shhhh. Don't give them ideas.

Why do you keep making me use this?

The first was the closest to the TV series in tone. The fishtank worked in context since he was improvising on the spot and it's not like he blew up the building. The third had the massive remote controlled firefight as diversion at the beginning. A commando raid is exactly the sort of thing they shouldn't be…

Sigh. Does anybody else remember when the IMF was about getting the job done quietly like, well, ghosts without leaving a lot of blown up stuff?

I got the same "car chase through San Francisco" vibe from this. I'm sure the shark is driving the Mustang.

Sooty Mangabeys? Isn't he a character in the Star Wars EU?

"Young James Kirk drives a Corvette off a cliff — foreshadowing what he'll eventually do with the Enterprise in Star Trek III."

"over and over again"?

Crap. Now I have the image of Robert Duvall in a toga and a cavalry stetson.

Wow. You’ve completely misrepresented what he’s saying.

You mean this guy isn't real?

He didn't get shot yet. The episode ended before the shot was fired.

Wow. Even with Paul's little glitch in the video, it's still better at drawing a face than I am.

Well played, sir. Put in that context I'm actually tempted to see Transformer 3 in the theater now.

So diabetics should hang out at K-Mart?

That's great that they did a German version and that it still works. Maybe not the rhyming so much but it does start off sounding like a beer hall drinking song.

All together now:

I would like to see a study comparing prison and military time versus general population (not just blacks vs non-blacks). I wonder how they would actually correlate.

So I've been doing it wrong. I stayed out of prison. But on the other hand I spent most of my adult life in the Army, which has the same advantages of prison - three meals a day, a roof over my head, access to healthcare. Make of that what you will.

+1 for the Babylon 5 reference.