I’ve seen shirtless, barefoot tweakers scale razor wire fences and broken glass covered ledges to steal copper from a rooftop in broad daylight.

Shut it down, folks, we have a winner!

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

could barely pull a piece of string out of a cat’s ass

Somebody put it brilliantly in another comment on a previous article:

Haven’t we known for a long time that a 2wd pickup truck is terrible in the snow regardless of lift or tire?  

Let’s not kid ourselves that this isn’t (at least in large part) an opportunity for good PR for Frank Kent MC.
 
Still, motives aside, good on them for stepping in to help out.

Did someone just straight face recommend a defender to a big guy?  Have they never been in one?

It’s a convertible, you’d have tons of headroom.

I’m starting to wonder if optimizing all of our supply chains around China is no longer as good of an idea as before. They’re autocratic and have complete control over industries, not to mention there’s the whole Taiwan thing which could be hugely problematic for multiple industries just based on what TSMC produces by…

More cars need split tailgates, it’s one of the main things I miss about Range Rover ownership. Just sitting on the tailgate and having a cup of tea in the morning camping.

Good point, things worked out just fine for Edsel!

I was going to say the same thing but methinks they meant to say “deadly animal around every corner”.

being the right type of alcoholic can be charming and lucrative for a time, under the right circumstances. long term though? it always comes off the rails

My late father had a 2017. I drove it around for a few days and it was, for me, super deluxe, plush interior, and chock-full of all the modern features that my then 2006 Mazda3 hatchback lacked (though I liked how my Mazda handled better). And it was hard to obey speed limits (which I was doing my best to do).

“Nothing is better than an Alpha!”

Not sure why they’re tearing it down, now that the road is closed just hit it with a truck going the other direction

You’re gonna want that TruCoat.

... and then take off with the driver door open as the Toyota getaway car follows.