Slight problem though, thanks to us destablizing North Africa and the Middle East last decade, and also funneling a shit ton of cash into Brexit and other EU-hostile parties in the last five years, in order to keep the EU from becoming a unified power that could be a global equal to America, the EU doesn’t have the…

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

I’ll tell you what it is.

Highly suspicious of reveal videos that go out of their way to not show a vehicle at a particular angle.

It’s a better car than most boats, and a better boat than most cars.

Police: “Can you describe the vehicle?”

Crack pipe catch on fire?

Most cars are more reliable than people say. One person has a bad experience, repeats it to someone else, that second person picks it up as a lazy joke, repeats it ad nauseam on a motoring site [in times past, in the letters page of a magazine] a comic stuck for a joke picks it up [and exaggerates it] and says it on…

Adrenaline rush, that’s why!*

I heard it wasn’t even really an electric vehicle! Joe just wants to kill the oil industry!

Of course the guy in the passenger seat wasn’t driving. That’s ridiculous. It was a remote control truck. Kamala was really driving it from her desk in the Oval Office.

“Ma’am, the reason I pulled you over is because your tail light is out.”

I remember reading an article in Maxim (which I bought for the articles, honest) which mentioned shops that setup car mods like a flamethrower that would spray would-be carjackers when they stood next to the doors. 

This must be at Miller Motorcars. The used car section on their website is hilarious. They keep Cullinans in the back lot. “Oh the 812? Yeah we got some new inventory in. Move that to the garage, we’ll put the Huyara in the side lot so we can put the DB4 Zagato in front”

Not sure what you’re talking about. Saw it, felt like sharing it, shared it. 

Nissan’s plan is literally to be the car of poor people. 

And lawyers are NO garauntee of justice or wins. Often, it’s just more money down the drain.

This is on point for the last brand to offer tape decks

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that the car is angled into traffic and the wheel is turned waiting for the opportunity to make the left turn?

Better than Comic Sans