I live in Japan and think cars are cool. Here’s a few from the mean streets of Hokkaido.

I imagine everytime Lincoln looks at designing a car the ol’ market differentiation through trademark use of rearward opening rear doors trope is trotted out, and some marketing drone shouts it down by saying suicide doors are disrespectful to the families of suicides and once again Lincoln misses out. 

How far back are we allowed to go in this argument?

I remember getting busted at the Canadian border and having my fireworks stash ‘destroyed by water’, it was quite fun listening to the border agent read off the items to be destroyed. “20 Atom Blasters, 10 Demon Farts, 50 ladies fingers, etc,etc”

The Coffin Dodgers think the noise will keep Mr. Death at bay.

Sit down my sweet, innocent summer child. Pull your computer out and Google “Zelensky corruption” and learn that 80% of Ukranians feel that same way I do. They could vote him out, but Zelensky has cancelled elections till the never ending war is over. 

Sure, yeah. It is that cut and dried. The least corrupt country in the world, poor little Ukraine was sitting around making daisy chains, singing kumbaya and suddenly without warning big, bad Russia invaded. You got this history thing down.

If you are asking if I have clear HD video of Zelensky burying suitcases of American cash in the forest of his Dacha after midnight whilst clearly stating in a Rocky & Bullwinkle Boris & Natasha accent “Ah ha ha they vill never find zese millions I haff stolen from the Americans” Then NO. But based on historical…

I kinda like it. The rear looks great and clearly some engineering went into the aero bits. If you want to drive a corvette but not get pegged as a divorced dentist this is the car for you. I think the breathtakingly bland steering wheel needs to be replaced. Fuck the airbag, die like a man and bolt on a sparco unit.

Make no mistake, Zelensky is on the take. BUT he’s not full blown Evita Peron corrupt yet. 

Some service managers are like cops from shitty neighbourhoods. They are essentially damaged goods because they have heard every sob story, and every outright lie so many times they just assume everyone is a scumbag and treat accordingly as opposed to cops who spent their careers in peaceful, happy and prosperous…

Saw a 59 cadillac in a museum. The big finny ones. Looked like it was built in a steam engine factory and you could fly a cessna through the panel gaps.

I’ve seen what China can produce and I’ve seen the quality of what China can produce improve exponentially over a very short period of time and I can tell you that if America does not effectively block Chinese automotive imports the Big 3 will be reduced to selling 20' long parade floats with OHV cast iron block V-8s.…

I suppose saying “Will Drop Trou” might get a few extra EV lot pigs off the books.

How about throwing an annoyingly psychotic yappy mouth ginger in there?

ANOTHER ASPECT IS (in the name of greed) is Boeing’s war on unions. A salary paid, is a dividend unpaid as the old saying goes, so corporations HATE paying workers. Turns out aircraft manufacturing is a weirdly inter-generational business and a lot of knowledge gets passed on from father to son (in song we assume).…

I freaking LOVE the new Prius. It’s like Japanese engineers looked at a Countach and said “let’s build that with 4 doors, 4 comfy seats, insane reliability, 65 mpg for under $50k” and did it. 

American health care providers are used to overcharging insurance companies, who, for reasons I cannot comprehend pay them. Is it because they are one and the same? so the money ends up in the same pockets ?? So when an uninsured schmendrick rolls up without insurance they are obliged to charge them full whack as have…

Legacy automakers are dumb as rocks. They looked at Tesla’s success and said “It’s a car with an electrified motor, we can do that” all the while completely missing the massive point that Tesla is a niche automobile manufacturer + data mining giant + so very, very much more.

This will stop high-tech hobos from yoinking packages from in flight aeroplanes.