I’m kinda done with these half page ads moving my screen around. 

you just take you hoity toity ass up front and hang with the losers in scheduled business class.

Getting real tired of these clunky ass pop down ads.

Considering Medical centers charge people $700 just to be ignored for 7 hours I was expecting more......

The problem lies with Corporations pursuing the next quarter’s profits without effective Government regulations. It becomes a relentless race to the bottom. If you are a CEO of a massive Corporation you must pursue every opportunity to improve shareholder return by cutting costs / getting handouts or you will be…

Toyota Crown

I was watching some Netflix turd the other day. Gas Rust Blah Blah. Total c-rap from beginning to end. The car was complete garbage, even a fast moving camera couldn’t hide the slap job they did.

You gotta have a car as it defines who you are. In the USA you’re as good as dead, if you don’t have a sled. I notice it says with $5,000 down.....I tend to think 7 year car loan people are NOT going to be producing that sort of deposit, and will finance the whole deal. Bogus dealer options and all. Looking at you…

The good news is it is crude oil. Crude oil is the stuff that gets pumped out of Mother Nature’s bountiful subterranean bosom. You could argue it is a green & natural product, a gift of our beloved earth.

Just sitting on the tailgate and having a cup of tea in the morning camping, as the air suspension gently settles down on to the bump stops and ranbom sparks start grass fires.

If Americans weren’t such ‘fake it till you make it’ poseurs, they’d all be driving JDM Nissan Serenas. 35 mpg, cruise at 85 mph all day, massive scenic windows to take in the majesty of nature, seats up to 7 in impressive comfort, 4 in business class.  Swallows mountain bikes, furniture, camping gear and pets. 16…

Toyota Alphard, or Toyota Go Home. Massive stretch out, cross your legs and re-lax comfort. The middle seats do a slide together and move all the way back for insane legroom trick. 

Yeah, DeLux for a little Asian business dude. Been in one, weirdly tight. (been in the car, not the Asian business dude)

Even in a mad market for these things I still see them priced as List $100,000 Buy $75,000. Point being, the buyers are actually getting what they subconsciously want. A fat discount, so they can sound super clever to their friends and loved ones. An outdoor TV with slide out kitchen so they can show it to the world.…

Farmers kid I’m guessing. The age, machine and location. Nothing wrong with Farmers kids. Salt of the earth. Great people. BUT there is a subculture both exploited and promoted by right wing scumbag politicians that promotes coal rolling behavior. Humans all have a survival instinct that causes us to seek people…

“It’s not easy for single digit millionaires to receive justice in today’s America.”

One flaw in the F-150 for easy cargo carrying is that you forgot about a very American problem. The thieving crackhead.

I’m pretty sure Mr. Loony tunes was yelling about accuracy in reporting and not about skin colour. He strikes me as one of these people who was attracted to Trump’s rhetoric.

Toyoda has a bug up his ass for self driving cars.

I love the announcers accents from back then. Crisp, Etonian, Queen’s English. There is nothing you couldn’t say in that accent that does not sound excellent. “You’ll be shot at dawn, by a firing squad of 50 men” and you’d be thinking “Excellent, best death evah.”