The first victim of reality TV is.............reality.

The whole sexual predator story is bullshit. He’s just an Alpha male who hasn’t been punched in face for a while, so he thinks he’s king of the universe and everybody wants him. This will serve as a good old face punching for his Alpha makeness. Eat dirt, bitch.

I have a Nissan CVT with 300,000+ kms on it. So far, all good. 

Only choosing cars with maintenance records probably eliminates 80% of available used cars. 

I have not had a car loan in over 35 years. I plan on keeping it that way.

The only reason SUVs are king is that they are easy to get in and out of. That’s it. Were some genius to invent a suspension system that defaulted to a raised suspension state (engine off) and then pulled itself down to sedan height with the engine running using a SIMPLE mechanism NOT prone to failure (and utterly…

I think ‘rear drive’ can be interpreted as ‘not a 4x4.’

Most of the ISIS Toyotas were supplied by a subsidiary of the largest Toyota dealer in Qatar. It was an example of ‘don’t ask, don’t ask and don’t ask, even though it’s kinda obvious’ deals. The bigger question is..........who paid for them? Because they were kinda donated to the cause. 

Replace the word “God” with “meth” and I think you have a more accurate version of events. 

Hey! If someone is dumb enough to buy one at that price, let them have it. I hope they finance it at 8.5% over 6 years because of limited finance availability due to the worldwide chip shortage for calculators.

BMWs are terrible used cars. Lowish miles can’t save you from the inevitable mechanical nightmares hiding under that hood. 

I was sitting in a Sapporo bank one day and two women came in with ¥40,000,000 ($350,000) in cash, in paper shopping bags to open accounts. I know the amount because I was waiting for something and watched them run it through a counting machine. I overheard them say they’d come by subway.

It’s Japan so you might get pushed to the ground, at worst. But, yeah. It’s difficult to look hard-ass in your PJs. 

How else are a group of budget minded nazis going to travel in thee post covid days of extortionate rental rates ??

LOVE IT !! The khaki pants are used to instill fear and terror in the fashionable hearts of East coast untermenschen.

Another thought is define “troops”? Men in military uniforms with tanks and guns?? or maintenance workers with on/off switches ??

What % of that $1,000,000,000 ended up in BVI shell companies owned by relatives of the vile, scumbag politicians and equally scumbaggy bureaucrats who signed the deal in the first place ?????

You do realize TikTok is an entertainment site? You can post anything, about anything about anything. I could make a TikTik right now claiming Jalopnik is really a mind control website for humans run by space lizards. Look at Jason Torchinsky, he’s still obviously getting used to his new human skin. 

Not to be a dick, but working class culture tends to hold onto a lot of immature notions and ideals. Like their inexplicable hatred of gays, any new music genres, entertainment outside of strip clubs and tractor pulls and ...........anything new. These are people who look at a Tesla and think “LS swap”. The guy who…

The car it is based on is a butt ugly, dogs breakfast of random angles and general weirdness that most Japanese cars are these days. So it’s like an obvious meth head chick in a hot skirt and heels. You know your best option is to run, but.......