I recall hearing that weird colour cars have a notably higher loan default rate than boring colour cars. Which makes sense, because weird people choose weird colors and........how shall I put this diplomatically.....make weird financial decisions. I know this because I, myself, am kinda weird at certain times of the…

And we thank you. 

Japan tried roundabouts. One time. It was a complete disaster. So the Govt. threw in a bunch of traffic lights in an effort to, I don’t know, completely miss the point. I have driven through it. The sides of the road glitter with the remains of countless thousands of shattered taillights and windscreens. And doing it…

You’re wrong. I think you should see a psychiatrist as soon as possible. Gaslighting for a friend. You know who she is. Down the rabbit hole we go....wheeee.

That sounds pretty much par for the course for those things. They are like giant, super complex Audi Allroads. They are never going to be operating at 100%.

It’s a clever idea. I’m personally claustrophobic as a mofo so while I might go down there to do drugs or sexytime, or screen out, or all three. You never know. I would wake up in the middle of the night hyperventilating and freaking out. 

It’s like building a new airport and stadium for hosting the Olympics. The Olympics only lasts 2 weeks and then it is over. My analogy being, the Bronco is a hot little lot potato today, but 6 months down the road it’ll be needing Cash Back and o% finance to push it off the lots. Those Bronco only accessory stores…

$1 Billion. That’s a nice round number. Exactly $1 Billion, or did some fat Egyptian bureaucrat just pull that number out his ass?

Exactly, because tow truck companies get sued for damages all the time, and they know exactly how to not pay out. 

“Hopefully, Mr. Goodwin is in touch with a good attorney.”

10 years ago buddy of mine was at a tech conference where Mr. Toyoda himself outlined what was required to achieve fully self driving cars. He said it would be easily 20 years in the future. So 10 years remaining. ....Easily.

Based on previous car ownership history (‘87 Saab 900 Turbo convertible, + 2 Land Rover Discoveries (1999 + 2003), and currently an ‘07 BMW 328i (Manual)) I’m going to say this person is a masochist. In addition, being a.. “30 yr old architect living in Nashville” completes the deal. So......

This happens all over the world. The magnificent Sapporo Beer Gardens, where wedding rings / vows / etc are put aside for nights of beery lust, has been under attack by residents in a new high rise development for being too noisy. The complaints are incredibly selfish “I can’t keep my windows open to enjoy the summer…

I think, and this is backed up by being engaged to a Japanese television / radio personality for two..... interesting years, is that ALL actors and high visibility personalities are either a) mad. b) insane. c) complete egotistical aresholes or d) a combination of all three. That’s what they are. That’s why they are…

The super twitchy steering is enough for me. It makes you think 1) There is a meth head at the helm. 2) Someone who has no idea what driving is, is driving the car. 3) Professional transport drivers can rest easy. Their jobs are safe for another decade.

I’ll play thems odds......

Yeah, but we’re talking New York. Grim, gritty and one step away from being a set in Blade Runner. Minus the futuristic stuff. Ohio, on the other hand is the L.A. of the East. Glittering, glorious, glitzy and glamorous. Ohio paves the way for being the place to be.

Bicycle face has not quite yet been debunked as poppycock. Exposure to the sun in pre-sunscreen days caused wrinkles. That’s a commonly accepted fact. Constant wind buffeting the skin has the same effect. Yet another commonly accepted fact. But also misogyny.

Debunked as poppycock.

A 2020 BMW 5 series weighs as much as a massive finned Cadillac from the 1950's. I know which one I’d prefer to crash into a bridge abutment.