Judge: How do you plead?

House prices are stupid right now. A suburban starter home @ $1,200,000 will cost you $5,500/mo over 30 years. Following the 28% rule you need to be making $20,000 / month to be comfortably middle class. A mere $250,000 / year. So if the min wage gets raised to $15 / hr I can make it if I work 45 hours per day and…

Not ‘rich parents’ rich, but more ‘rap video’ rich.

These things are going to need brakes like a freight train. 

I drive a JDM Nissan Serena. Same general idea as this Hyundai. LOVE IT !!

Would using a different font make it not weight 2,900 kgs !!!! That thing weighs almost THREE .....FUCKING .....TONS !!! It is heavier than the HUMMER H2 which was so heavy it caused the world economy to collapse in 2008. Madness, I tells ya. Shouldn’t technology be taking us in the other direction??

Did you catch the fact that the Grand Wagoneer weighs in at just under 3 FREAKING TONS ?? 90 kg lighter than a Hummer H2 !!

You guys who suggest he buy expensive European mistakes like used BMWs and Benzos missed the missive that he needs to get 8 years (slow kid or Med School??) out of it. Expensive European mistakes will be unrepairable, out of warranty nightmares after 6 years, if not less.

So you have a kid, a big kid, but still a kid, and he yells “kike bitch” while playing a war game. A game in which murdering your opponent by slitting their throats is A-1 peachy keen OK and acceptable. So you refuse to accept his apology for this MINOR infraction and burn his career to the ground.

I absolutely love it when things Trump said come true. It happens a lot more than you might imagine. Trump said, when there was a sudden and massive increase in political donations to the Democratic party last election, and I paraphrase for effect “Can you imagine what deals are being made in exchange for that.” 

That’s a good idea. “Low priced” intro products are anything but “low cost” to the manufacturer. Still the same number of wheels, lights, seats and engines, but you have to sell it at a chump change margin which pisses off the dealers, and makes no money for the manufacturer. USED vehicles, on the other hand always…

The sad truth is as follow: Weirdos* like and buy weird colours. Weirdos are difficult to finance. Even if you do get a weirdo financed, odds are they will default. Now, because of that, banks don’t like weirdos either. So it is a vicious cycle leading to car lots filled with weirdo repellent colours.

The last time I raised my hand to offer advice was when a friend was buying a green on green Audi AllRoad w/ the explode-o-matic twin leaky-ass turbo engine and air suspension. Three years later, the damn thing is bullet proof and he loves driving it. So. Best to keep your mouth shut. Everyone has internet access and…

Sometimes a potty mouth is required to get your point across. I dislike it when people swear, yet when I do it, it is the height of clever, incisive humor. Some say it emphasises my rapier wit and raffish charm. 

It was NOT an insurance scam. What’s the logic?? More people = more money so let’s load ‘er up like a Mexican clown car and get t-boned by the largest vehicle on the road?? I’d guess the driver probably had his vision impaired by multiple people in the passenger seat, or the 2 tons of humanity in the obviously well…

Soak it in WD-40 overnight. It’ll come out looking like this. 

Good effort for GM. The battle for EV supremacy will be won on charging times. Simply because if everyone changed to EVs tomorrow the lines at the charging stations would stretch to the moon and back.

All you have to know is that it is BIG. That’s it. 

“Mr. Luckey, who sold his previous company, the virtual-reality start-up Oculus, to Facebook for $2 billion, shrugged off the question”