Call it the Buttercup Appeaser.

Thorry. Demeaning to Macho men.

Yeah, well. $150,000 is a very round number, which makes it suspicious. Exactly 150 k ?? Every month like clockwork ? or was that a one time deal ?? or was it ever real at all because....internet.

Oshkosh grew fat suckling at the rich teat of Uncle Sam’s bountiful Military Boobs. I do not see how they cannot be horribly corrupt and inefficient by now. Oh look who’s on the board of directors !!

Double Sha-Zing !!

Sha-Zing !!

I have pulled into a gas station with a fuel starved engine spluttering and then die as I coasted to the pump. Which I thought was pretty damn impressive. Totally meant to do that. 

“Publish or perish”

Yes, because electric cars have range/charging issues that are yet to be overcome. Yerwelcome.

You might try thinly veiled sarcasm. Americans generally do not get sarcasm, but you could try.

Stupid brain.

Trumps genius was that he stayed on point like a pitbull, and he repeated the main points 3 times. It made him sound quite weird sometimes, but he is well aware of how a group retains information. Peoples minds wander in and out of speeches. It’s just how we are. So if the same point is repeated 3 times, the retention…

Apart from his clumsy and embarrassing departure, Trump was what America needed. He shook up the Washington system. He made America interested in politics again. Never forget, the alternative was Hillary.

So, you’re not a fan.

SUVs and Crossovers are popular because they a EASY TO GET IN AND OUT OF. Are your dining room chairs 2" off the ground? No. Is your toilet 2" off the ground? No. Is there any piece of furniture in your home that is 2" off the ground? No. Why? Because it sucks. Just like hopping in and out of a low car 20 times a day. 

Memo from the desk of Joe Obvious. But nice to see it quantified. 

I live in Japan. I’m not Japanese, nor have I ever played one on TV. I pay about $350/month for insurance. That gets me a very basic pension at 65 and my health care completely covered. If you go to the hospital it is not free, but it is bueno cheap. Example: I recently had an MRI, consultation and meds. Cost me $35…

The Magnum (num num) is one seriously butt ugly car. There is just no ‘good angle’ to it. Just an ocean of ugliness. 

So they can hold hands and sing Kumbaya in the warm, soothing glow of American freedom.

It was a weird ass car from the get go. It has not disappointed since.