The problem with nuclear power stations is that when you give a developing nation a nuclear power station, you’re kind of giving them a nuclear bomb starter kit. The nation trains nuclear engineers, builds an infrastructure to handle the fuel and then it’s not that big of a leap to build a nuclear bomb. Nukes are…

You’d look like an epic twat if you dropped that in front of the local coffee shop. Everybody would be outside taking pictures of your giant scratched up fairing. The Twitterverse would scream Epic douchebag fucks up royally.

Krhymes of Opportunity is my rap name.

Would a simple on/off switch to the battery not be the best? Lengthen the + battery cable to the interior, somewhere easily accessed like the glove box, centre console, etc. Mislabel it as NoS or something, assume 90% of thieves don’t like to hang around, don’t like to contemplate the bigger questions in life and/or…

She’s just found herself a customer base of 74,000,000 people. I might take a look at that book of hers.

A quick shout out to that punch. Very impressive. Lightning fast, lethally accurate, sent with zero hesitation, and went straight for the soft parts. Remember kids: “Fight like hoes, punch them in the nose.”

What is this?? A camper for ants ??

I like the idea, but I’m still holding out for my Victorian Opium Den on wheels (VOD for short) .

I think Laura Bush is giving Ted Talks on that.

I’m just happy nobody put a wailing guitar riff over the engine noise as a shocking number of videos do. I think it has something to do with drones being unable to record sound (other than droning)

Imagine a giant room filled with monkeys. All the monkeys are hungry. Very hungry. You now have the stock market. Don’t get me wrong, if you can make money* doing it awesome for you. I have made money.

Ah yes. Ol’ Bushy. When people say “Trump is the worst President ever” I say “No. Pretty sure Bush nailed that one down for posterity.” 

I’m 6'4" and have driven Delicas and never had a problem with headroom. Might be an issue of the Chamonix sunroof. Or the tester has a weirdly shaped body. Little stubby legs and an enormously long torso.

The swivel seat is so useful when you are kitting up for skiing or chilling at the beach or whatever. Plus if gives you extra space for long items, like bikes.

Would there be more Delica space eggs??

Using cruelly deformed people in car ads to over emphasize car size is not just a commie thing. These munchkin Dodge jockeys probably had voices like they’d been inhaling helium.

I’m already thinking about the end result of that. Ssssspic-Aiiiiii.

A LOT nicer versions available for $85 to 110K range. A LOT NICER, they even vacuumed the carpets and cleaned the engine bay. I’m guessing that cars condition reflects how well it has been maintained. As in NOT at all.

Who buys these things?? $77,000 is an enormous chunk of change for a vehicle. Especially one that gets fuck all mpg and despite it ENORMOUS size has not rear seat legroom to speak of. 

Let’s try analyzing it with the colour out. This version has only melanin identical people (MIPs). MIP1 accuses MIP2 of stealing her phone. MIP1 is freaking out because, that’s what MIPs do when they think their phone has been stolen. Being a fiesty Latina MIP she gets all emotional and lashes out at anything that…