“If you’re one of the first to purchase, you’ll also have the chance to build the car in Tipo 184's workshop—with Anstead’s helping hand.”

My wife’s MASERATI broke down. I wonder how much the dealer will CHARGE HER for the repairs.

It’s a smart move. Chinese consumers are not quite the same as our consumers. There are a fair few who want to be upwardly mobile and trendy with their SUV, but still have haul the occasional pig off to market, or pick up and transport 150,000 wholesale doo dads for their Uncle, three fingers Chang’s manufacturing…

I was idly thinking about a colossal F-350 I saw with the fold out bed assist ladder, and was wondering if ‘electric lift assist’ was in the cards. An elevator. It’s not that far fetched.

Not really seeing the thrill of sitting in a car (sitting, is the new smoking) for pre-expense income of $2,500/mo. and an apparently opaque payment structure. Definitely not a ‘do this till I retire’ job. BUT as a side gig I can see the appeal. It must be a great way to sell drugs.

97 !! What a man. 11.5 kills. Fastest man alive. Trophies won. Highways named after him. Indira Gandhi blew up his Beechcraft in Pakistan. 4 kids. 2 wives. 10 men’s lives lived to the full.

I’m currently on a personal mission to buy the world’s most comfortable car* Jalopnik already knows what I’m talking about. Toyota Alphard. Not the executive business class seats in the article, but one level down in cloth, not leather. Everytime I sit in any one of the seats entire body says “Ahhhhhhh!!!” Big, softly…

Try using a Japanese car configurator. As in the Japan market configurator (right click translate to English, or just yell “Speak English man!!” at your computer.) They do tell you the exact price, but they do NOT have a modern configurator where you can click on colors and rims, interior, etc. I have a friend in the…

Yeah!! Helluva way to make a crust. After the 08 economic collapse bus loads of Chinese were driven around the USA buying up distressed properties as rental investments. It was madness, actual auctions on the bus as it drove past properties. Only problem was most properties were in neighbourhoods where you’d need a…

Hemmings has a few anomalies like that. Saw an Aston Martin (71 V-8 Vantage for $525,000) and thought it seemed a bit optimistic. It’s a collector car for sure, but not that collectible, not quite yet. Sure enough, you can get an equally nice machine for $180,000 to $200,000 on less high end websites. SO it could be ha…

Guhhh! Stick it on a rotisserie, sandblast it, paint it, LS swap, ask yourself why you make bad choices in life when you could take half the money you’re going to spend on that turd-mobile and buy that sweet, sweet white Cadillac with pink interior for half the money.

I was looking at a used Panamera the other day. The dealer plopped this 3 page questionnaire in front of me and said we’ll go look at the car after it was filled out. I pushed it away and politely said “no thanks.” (3 pages?? work info, income history, kids ages, married divorced, fuck off) Anyways we looked at the…

Greed !!

Steve was amped up on cheap North Korean scag when the aliens invaded. Oldsmobile Alero.

Biden version: eggplant emoji, eggplant emoji, nose emoji, hair emoji, splash emoji.

That beast required 8× Kuznetsov NK-87 turbojet engines, 127.4 kN (28,600 lbf) thrust. For argument’s sake, that’s about 8 engines that you’d see hanging off a 737. I’m guessing this was not an economical way to go boating. There’s a video out there showing the flight deck in action. Lotta throttle sticks and gauges…

Mitsuoka’s website is a suckfest of suckiness.

The mighty Changli Corporation will be toasting Jason as a pioneering hero.

Her entire existance is based on her doing awesome stuff in an awesome fashion, awesomely. So SFW if she continues doing it during COVID ??? It’s like complaining that scorpions continue to sting during COVID. It is what they f*+`#ing do. What is she supposed to do?? Fill the room with the stench of burning martyr ??

3rd row seats: Remember the Mercedes R series? A pancaked looking SUV thing. I was looking to buy one a while back BUT could not get past the fact it’s useless 3rd row massively compromised the most often used middle row. It should have had a backseat like London cab, but it was kinda tight because of the 3rd row. I…