The sad truth is as follow: Weirdos* like and buy weird colours. Weirdos are difficult to finance. Even if you do get a weirdo financed, odds are they will default. Now, because of that, banks don’t like weirdos either. So it is a vicious cycle leading to car lots filled with weirdo repellent colours.

The last time I raised my hand to offer advice was when a friend was buying a green on green Audi AllRoad w/ the explode-o-matic twin leaky-ass turbo engine and air suspension. Three years later, the damn thing is bullet proof and he loves driving it. So. Best to keep your mouth shut. Everyone has internet access and…

Sometimes a potty mouth is required to get your point across. I dislike it when people swear, yet when I do it, it is the height of clever, incisive humor. Some say it emphasises my rapier wit and raffish charm. 

It was NOT an insurance scam. What’s the logic?? More people = more money so let’s load ‘er up like a Mexican clown car and get t-boned by the largest vehicle on the road?? I’d guess the driver probably had his vision impaired by multiple people in the passenger seat, or the 2 tons of humanity in the obviously well…

Soak it in WD-40 overnight. It’ll come out looking like this. 

Good effort for GM. The battle for EV supremacy will be won on charging times. Simply because if everyone changed to EVs tomorrow the lines at the charging stations would stretch to the moon and back.

All you have to know is that it is BIG. That’s it. 

“Mr. Luckey, who sold his previous company, the virtual-reality start-up Oculus, to Facebook for $2 billion, shrugged off the question”

Call it the Buttercup Appeaser.

Thorry. Demeaning to Macho men.

Yeah, well. $150,000 is a very round number, which makes it suspicious. Exactly 150 k ?? Every month like clockwork ? or was that a one time deal ?? or was it ever real at all because....internet.

Oshkosh grew fat suckling at the rich teat of Uncle Sam’s bountiful Military Boobs. I do not see how they cannot be horribly corrupt and inefficient by now. Oh look who’s on the board of directors !!

Double Sha-Zing !!

Sha-Zing !!

I have pulled into a gas station with a fuel starved engine spluttering and then die as I coasted to the pump. Which I thought was pretty damn impressive. Totally meant to do that. 

“Publish or perish”

Yes, because electric cars have range/charging issues that are yet to be overcome. Yerwelcome.

You might try thinly veiled sarcasm. Americans generally do not get sarcasm, but you could try.

Stupid brain.

Trumps genius was that he stayed on point like a pitbull, and he repeated the main points 3 times. It made him sound quite weird sometimes, but he is well aware of how a group retains information. Peoples minds wander in and out of speeches. It’s just how we are. So if the same point is repeated 3 times, the retention…