Apart from his clumsy and embarrassing departure, Trump was what America needed. He shook up the Washington system. He made America interested in politics again. Never forget, the alternative was Hillary.

So, you’re not a fan.

SUVs and Crossovers are popular because they a EASY TO GET IN AND OUT OF. Are your dining room chairs 2" off the ground? No. Is your toilet 2" off the ground? No. Is there any piece of furniture in your home that is 2" off the ground? No. Why? Because it sucks. Just like hopping in and out of a low car 20 times a day. 

Memo from the desk of Joe Obvious. But nice to see it quantified. 

I live in Japan. I’m not Japanese, nor have I ever played one on TV. I pay about $350/month for insurance. That gets me a very basic pension at 65 and my health care completely covered. If you go to the hospital it is not free, but it is bueno cheap. Example: I recently had an MRI, consultation and meds. Cost me $35…

The Magnum (num num) is one seriously butt ugly car. There is just no ‘good angle’ to it. Just an ocean of ugliness. 

I tried on a pair the other day with a sense of dread. The battery was dead. They were waaay too tight. But I do have a massive head.

So they can hold hands and sing Kumbaya in the warm, soothing glow of American freedom.

It was a weird ass car from the get go. It has not disappointed since.

The problem with nuclear power stations is that when you give a developing nation a nuclear power station, you’re kind of giving them a nuclear bomb starter kit. The nation trains nuclear engineers, builds an infrastructure to handle the fuel and then it’s not that big of a leap to build a nuclear bomb. Nukes are…

You’d look like an epic twat if you dropped that in front of the local coffee shop. Everybody would be outside taking pictures of your giant scratched up fairing. The Twitterverse would scream Epic douchebag fucks up royally.

Krhymes of Opportunity is my rap name.

Would a simple on/off switch to the battery not be the best? Lengthen the + battery cable to the interior, somewhere easily accessed like the glove box, centre console, etc. Mislabel it as NoS or something, assume 90% of thieves don’t like to hang around, don’t like to contemplate the bigger questions in life and/or…

She’s just found herself a customer base of 74,000,000 people. I might take a look at that book of hers.

A quick shout out to that punch. Very impressive. Lightning fast, lethally accurate, sent with zero hesitation, and went straight for the soft parts. Remember kids: “Fight like hoes, punch them in the nose.”

What is this?? A camper for ants ??

I like the idea, but I’m still holding out for my Victorian Opium Den on wheels (VOD for short) .

I think Laura Bush is giving Ted Talks on that.

I’m just happy nobody put a wailing guitar riff over the engine noise as a shocking number of videos do. I think it has something to do with drones being unable to record sound (other than droning)

Sounds like he could become a displacement-activated spore hub drive pilot. If not in reality, certainly in his imagination.