Try using a Japanese car configurator. As in the Japan market configurator (right click translate to English, or just yell “Speak English man!!” at your computer.) They do tell you the exact price, but they do NOT have a modern configurator where you can click on colors and rims, interior, etc. I have a friend in the…

If they would center automatically, they’d be OK. But scrolling and down trying to keep up with the ads popping in and out, gets old fast. 

Well, on the bright side, we now have a kickass new filming location for wide number of genres. Dystopian skateboard culture future: Check. Spy thriller: Check and (I think) checked. TikTok anything: Check.

Yeah!! Helluva way to make a crust. After the 08 economic collapse bus loads of Chinese were driven around the USA buying up distressed properties as rental investments. It was madness, actual auctions on the bus as it drove past properties. Only problem was most properties were in neighbourhoods where you’d need a…

Hemmings has a few anomalies like that. Saw an Aston Martin (71 V-8 Vantage for $525,000) and thought it seemed a bit optimistic. It’s a collector car for sure, but not that collectible, not quite yet. Sure enough, you can get an equally nice machine for $180,000 to $200,000 on less high end websites. SO it could be ha…

Guhhh! Stick it on a rotisserie, sandblast it, paint it, LS swap, ask yourself why you make bad choices in life when you could take half the money you’re going to spend on that turd-mobile and buy that sweet, sweet white Cadillac with pink interior for half the money.

I was looking at a used Panamera the other day. The dealer plopped this 3 page questionnaire in front of me and said we’ll go look at the car after it was filled out. I pushed it away and politely said “no thanks.” (3 pages?? work info, income history, kids ages, married divorced, fuck off) Anyways we looked at the…

Greed !!

Steve was amped up on cheap North Korean scag when the aliens invaded. Oldsmobile Alero.

Biden version: eggplant emoji, eggplant emoji, nose emoji, hair emoji, splash emoji.

That beast required 8× Kuznetsov NK-87 turbojet engines, 127.4 kN (28,600 lbf) thrust. For argument’s sake, that’s about 8 engines that you’d see hanging off a 737. I’m guessing this was not an economical way to go boating. There’s a video out there showing the flight deck in action. Lotta throttle sticks and gauges…

I recently released, illegally and under cover of darkness, a pet goldfish apparently gifted with eternal life into a large park pond. He/she/it outlasted my kids interest and ended up in a large ceramic pot in the garden. All alone. My thought was “better to die free, than alone in a ceramic pot.” Anyway, did…

Mitsuoka’s website is a suckfest of suckiness.

The mighty Changli Corporation will be toasting Jason as a pioneering hero.

Her entire existance is based on her doing awesome stuff in an awesome fashion, awesomely. So SFW if she continues doing it during COVID ??? It’s like complaining that scorpions continue to sting during COVID. It is what they f*+`#ing do. What is she supposed to do?? Fill the room with the stench of burning martyr ??

There is nothing sadder than a group of bullshitters starting to believe their own bullshit. Trumps coronavirus response was terrible compared to what, exactly?? Instructions from The book on how to flawlessly naviagte uncharted waters ?? How to smoothly respond to utterly new scenarios ?? Memo from the deck of…

3rd row seats: Remember the Mercedes R series? A pancaked looking SUV thing. I was looking to buy one a while back BUT could not get past the fact it’s useless 3rd row massively compromised the most often used middle row. It should have had a backseat like London cab, but it was kinda tight because of the 3rd row. I…

This is the first thing I read this morning, and it is ............. upsetting me. It’s too early for me to be asking ‘the big questions’ about my life decisions. I am a happy person, wealthy in my own right, content and satisfied. BUT am I make money (phat stacks, apparently) by making videos about my awesomeness…

I live with these things in the forests around my house in Japan. They don’t go looking for trouble, so as long as you don’t disturb a nest you’ll have no issues. Anyways, one day I was spraying weeds at the side of my house and suddenly a murder hornet flies out from under the garage. It sits there and hovers 4 feet…

In answer to your wonderment “All-in it was $89,225! Imagine getting a 180 month note on this big boy at 4 percent APR!”