Great story. Keep it up. I’m looking forward to hearing more from you.

3 things:

WTF is wrong with Germans?? Are they still pissed they lost the war, or something.

Q) What is the difference between North Korea and South Korea?

Sounds like the R8 successfully got a nerd laid, and now it is time for a couple of family trucksters.

I am not Chinese, nor have I played one on TV. Buick has been in China for a long time, so they have serious brand recognition. They are also an aspirant’s car, lots of Chinese Party big wigs were seen being driven around in Buicks, so Mr. & Mrs. Chinaperson views Buick as being beuno’ stylish and a symbol of power…

Nobel in common sense: They should have given it to Billy Ray Valentine : Okay. Pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody’s waiting for it to hit rock bottom so they can buy cheap and go long. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are goin’ bat-shit. They’re…

I saw a “missile” in a NK parade that was clearly made from old oil drums welded together and painted. While the amped up Hwasong-15 (Mars 15: How very Thunderbirds of them) is an impressive piece of kit, I will not lose a moments sleep worrying about it raining nuclear doom upon us. Note that it has bald tires !! Who…

OK. Relax. 

I swear to God, there are cops out there who consider shootin’a negro a rite of passage.

General Murder Hornet (suzumebachi) wisdom from Japan:

It’s more like they lure them with offers of “Free DisneyWorld vacation to the first 50 murder hornet families”. Hornets freaking LOVE Disney stuff.

Nothing wrong with an old car resting in a nice dry garage.

Being good friends with an insufferable stereo snob, I immediately knew the title of this article would bring out the insufferable stereo snobs. One good thing about knowing an insufferable stereo snob is you end up buying their ‘disappointing’ and ‘mediocre’ rejected speaker systems for ten cents on the dollar. Which…

I see what you are saying there: My point is if you have reached the point of willingly getting naked together, odds are, in this hypothetical situation where ones junk is judged as ‘not as huge as expected’ your partner is going to make the best of it regardless.

Generally, pants are off and it’s too late. But no second dates.

Sorry to break it to you, but that’s just an urban myth. We (bro dozer bros.) are, in fact, incredibly well hung. We need the space to spread out our impressive manhood so it doesn’t get all bunched up and sweaty whilst driving. Little known fact, but part of the purchase process is a trip to the ‘measuring room’ to…

Wiretap is totally cool for cops. Beating it out of him is not. Cops need to play within the lines. 

They are so evil, in a cartoonish villain sort of way. I’ll bet as soon as you got a statement saying you owe $X, there would be processing fees, interest fees and a later reassessment charge to ensure you are never free.