Yo man !! When you know, you know.............that she has a roof over her head....

And you all reside in the trunk of my Ford Galaxy.

I live in Japan and am still impressed with the quality of the convenience store food. I went to a 7-11 in Chicago a while back and foolishly thought that the food should be about the same quality, so grabbed a pizza slice. Holy Hurl-0-rama it was BAD. Almost like it was created by someone brimming with hatred and…

Sha-Zing ! Kapow !! Get that epoxy ordered.

Come up with some obscure reason why it will save money over the long term. That usually works.

Mitch revels in negative press. He lines his walls with negative news clippings. So maybe if we switch to overly positive praise it will have the desired effect ? Reverse psychology with a twist. So here goes: Mitch is probably the greatest statesman that ever lived. Every word he speaks is dripping with the wisdom of…

He was a creepy looking dude, and was hovering around her from a VERY young age. NOT healthy, so now he’s used up her youth like a life energy vampire he’s out. My only worry would be that as he is an investment banker and a scumbag and a manipulator he might have a lot of control over her money. He’s the kind of guy…

Mr. Honda was dead set against V-8 engines for some personal/engineering reason. So the Honda company philosophy was: V-8s? Just say yadda.

“Health and Economic Recovery Omnibus Emergency Solutions Act, or Heroes Act” ?? How about the Formerly Underpaid Cooks in the Kitchen Ordering Fast Funds Act??

Like the kind of person you would NOT want to babysit your kids.

Doh !!

I’m feeling an LS swap. 

I hope you don’t think that his MURDER HORNET buddies have forgotten that. You see, you fuck with one MURDER HORNET you fuck with all MURDER HORNETS. They probably use Goggle alerts and read these articles and are working on a ‘pay back’ plan right now.

I don’t see the BUS being mentioned?? C’mon the Loser Cruiser is the only place where you can get infected with hellish weirdo diseases and stabbed at the same time. Bus interior walls should be covered in mirrors so you can 1) watch out for mad wanking stabby people and 2) Take a long hard look at yourself and ask…

Bingo !! Exactly. They are going to have to redefine the word “underwater” when getting rid of those toys. More than a few of them are loosely financed under ‘home improvement loans’ which are tied into the mortgage on their home. You basically refinance a chunk of cash into the appreciated value of your home and…

I know, right !! When I saw the lead image I thought either the driver had an enormous head or it was an overgrown go-kart.

Nobody keeps these as pets. If there is one, there are more.

I live in Japan and have to deal with these beasts quite often. They are scary as fuck because, apart from the aggression and the stinging, they have a weird alien intelligence about them. Insects usually do mindless insect stuff, not a lot going on upstairs. MURDER HORNETS look into your soul. They test you. Last…

Eons ago organic matter fell to the ocean floor. Over time it became oil. Oil was extracted and made into plastic. Plastic now falls to the ocean floor.