A V-8 BMW with Tiptronic and 90,000 miles?? C’mon ! do you secretly hate this guy or something??

Where are we now? April 27th. So this started to get real about 12 weeks ago. I remember there WAS NO TEST for this until about 8 weeks ago. Prior to that Corona was diagnosed as: 

It also has a balanced lid to prevent it from falling and bashing one on the noggin whilst loading luggage, thus facilitating fewer trips to the infirmary. Right proper space ships they were.

Well, all Mac has to do is change the charger design................again.

If the interior was done in red and black velvet, it would be the mobile Victorian opium den I have dreamed of lo these many years. Alas, it is not so I vote CRACK PIPE because that’s what you would actually be smoking back there. A really well used one at that.

I view all those machines as mini pot farms. I can see no other use. Maybe that is what they really are, but can’t be advertised as such !! Do the instructions use a lot of “quotation marks”?? Like: When your “herbs” are growing, or Remember to keep your “vegetables”well watered.

I’m seeing a lot of expensive European mistakes here. I think Supercharged Cadillacs are the way to go.

Reading the comments reminds of this:

I remember writing an essay in Grade 10 about the Canadian tar sands. My conclusion was thus: Canada should buy cheap foreign oil till it runs out and then use the tar sands which it can sell for a high price. Because it is expensive to take out the ground now, it can be a future reserve of wealth and oil for the…

I see everyone is avoiding Rosso Corsa. It is such a ‘my first Ferrari’ color. Positively reeks of Drakkar Noir and conjures up images of gold chains nestled in greying chest hairs.

One thing I have learned in life is that people, while all aware of the ‘environmental issues’ we face will do nothing positive to change their environment till they are ACTUALLY ON FUCKING FIRE. THEN, They will do everything in their power to change their flame engulfed environment. But, till then......

But nobody cared anyways..

Dammit. Suzuki. My Sister has one. I bought it for her. Yet had I had Mitsubishi in the head on that image search. 

Looking at the context: He was racing online. One guy said “can you hear me” He says “n-word” like the kind of thing brothers might say to each other, sorry siblings, to be clear in this highly charged atmosphere. The joke being “yeah! you heard that, didn’t you”.

How could you miss the Mitsubishi SX4?? Sex for who? Sex for me?? Sex for you?? Somebody’s getting laid.

Nah, you’re thinking of old taxi seat covers. Modern leather like materials are a whole different ball game.

My Dad bought a 230-6 with MB Tex (?) that thing went to the grave 25 years later with the seats looking like new.

Yeah, well hit the showers once in a while.

Looked at the interior: The stark azure blue contrasting with white reminds me of the view from my yacht whist cruising the Caribbean. IF I had a yacht and IF I could travel further than my front door on non-garbage days.

Makes the final scene of Ash make more sense. Hail to the King!!