and you bait them with......

Er Mah Gerd. Ahm a lurtle ferg perf. AH DID NERT SEE THIS URN CERMING. The FERK?!?!?!?! Whert did ah nert see kermingh.

When will this virus end?? So much free time....must find purpose.

He got charged with DUI. So he’s a selfish drunk dick doing stupid shit. Luckily nobody was killed. Apparently his Parents are VERY cashed up Chinese so they are probably whisking him out of the country on a private jet right now. SO by my understanding of Law (I am not a Lawyer, nor have I played one on TV), his…

Modern cars, at least the more basic models not laden with overly complex electronics, last a lot longer these days, so a longer term 0% loan.....makes....sense....

And when you consider cars, at least the more basic models, last a lot longer these days a longer term 0% loan.....makes....sense....

But you still have to pay it back. We can agree on that much. Yes?

That’s a fairly predictable result. An object in motion stays in motion till it meets the back of the driver head.

You must be fun at dinner parties. 

Oh dear. I can do worse. TO THE CONFIGURATOR.

Hiring the cops, or at least announcing it was kinda dumb. Clearly the Mayor does not watch/read the same dystopian fiction that everyone else watches.

Oh well. Rome wasn’t built in a day. It’s not like we’re leaving tomorrow. Nobody’s going anywhere these days.

A paranoid little weirdo like Bernie would absolutely check. It is a simple check. If the kid steals all the other babies boob milk, it’s a Bernie.

Wow! His oldest kid is 65. It’s kinda like he’s Fathering his very own Grandchild. Still, the mighty Bernie genes must be passed on. It is a gift to the Universe.

After laughing at people driving older cars with “DON’T LAUGH. IT’S PAID FOR” bumper stickers I have to ask Who’s laughing now?

My Sister: 3 large garden sheds filled to the brim with crap. (my opinion: crap. Her opinion: Priceless relics of a time gone by). She started using my parents garage as an overflow, but I stomped on that by taking it all back to her house and leaving it on the driveway. We’re still friends. 

My take on CVTs is that they are perfect for puttering along with traffic. Smooth as silk. BUT if you want to get ahead of the pack, they are not so good, but do the job quite well, and if you want to put the hammer down they suck, they absolutely suck. You just sit at redline wondering when everything is going to…

I’ve tried to drive one. I sort succeeded, but they are ‘fuckoffsize’ teeny weeny cars. Clearly designed for malnourished people.

OH! sweet release..