I learned to drive in an LJ50. No roof, no doors, no nothing. Luckily it was in Bendel State, Nigeria. Sapele, if you know the area. My 13 year old ass got into and out of so much trouble in that thing. I was pulled over for reckless driving one time and bribed my way out of it. Old School!! None of this court date…

Written by men with no fear of adjectives. True writing.

My first thought was Pontiac Tri-Jet. BUT under further investigation a big, fat NO was arrived at.

NASCAR is the bloated street whore of racing for money. There is no trick she would turn down for money. Yet, she toddled around town on ol’ timey 15" rims forever. I’m sure rim manufacturers must have been offering her whore-ass big bucks for the business equivalent of unprotected anal sex for years. “drop the lug…

One thing people seem to forget is that you can drive an auto exactly as a manual. But, y’know, you actually have to do it. Shift up and shift down as you would with a manual as you approach and leave stops. Move your left leg up and down on an imaginary clutch and you can pretty much replicate the manual experience.

I have spent some time as USS Auctions. Not the super cool one shown here, but the somewhat less spectacular Hokkaido auctions. My observations were. 1) If it is such a shit-hot car, why is it not on a car lot making a car dealer some money. 2) Oil. Experience has taught me that the condition of the engine oil is a…

Curious is Delta CEO ever flies coach? Maybe his “it would be unseemly for the CEO to recline his seat” stems from the fact that he flies First or Business.

That thing spun out so easily. You were hardly moving. 

Gotta ask: Speed and mpg? How did they carry enough fuel in those little machines? How many kms per day did they manage?? 3,600kms in 21 days = 180 kms / day. That’s pretty fast. For a 1922 half track.

And that was lie No#1: He took all Freds money. Before Fred was dead.

Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang as was his nickname in Japan. (as Bond)

Right. So he thinks he’s Gordon Gekko because “repairs cost more than the worth of the car” while ignoring the fact that “the worth of the car” includes dragging his ass to work, not paying interest on an equally shitty newer version of his current shitbox and / or not having to pay to travel on the loser cruiser…

It can’t even do a barrel roll.

You need to have backup power supplies. Being green does not mean being unrealistic. Sometimes the wind don’t blow, although quite rarely in Scotland. 

Dentists are generally viewed as having above average disposable income and a statistically high industry suicide rate. So perfect for Harleys.

I flew into the UK the same day a oil truck delivery workers strike started. There was oil at the terminals, just not being delivered. My big takeaway from that was this: Within 72 hours the ENTIRE system was collapsing. Fuel rationing, bus and train route cancellations, food delivery had stopped. THE ENTIRE SYSTEM…

“Bryant later said that he believed his accuser was capable of saying no because during the encounter he asked her if he could “cum on her face”, and she said no.” They settled out of court for an undisclosed sum.$$$$$$

I have not made a monthly car payment in over 20 years. (hiding it well is important...boom tish). It is a bit of an art form, buying and maintaining used cars, but how an I doing financially?? Better than I deserve.

You SING when you drive an allegro. With JOY!!

V-8 burble & wafty torque. You’d have to be an extreme snob to be upset that your reliable, smooth and powerful engine is also in a Farmer truck.