“How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?”

There once was a shaman McCann

Joe Hart can drag them back.

CrossFit or Triathlon stories.

Well but you do get the Suzyn Waldman color commentary.

One of Aaron Neville’s brothers.

“Zlatan would have scored from 150 meters.”

No doubt the recent unionization will cure this.

So we’re now going to get MLS coverage from Billy as breathless as his Barça coverage?

Uh no these are the rules for everyone. You get half of what was gained during the marriage. Which was likely a lot in this case.

Bring out the 100% pigskin soccer ball.

As someone who is a year younger than him, no he didn’t grow up in that era (late 60s/early 70s), unless you’re counting elementary school, where no one was dunking, legal or not.

Can he dunk on Arne Duncan?

Yes, but he’ll call an unexpected press conference beforehand to announce his intent to dunk, then shortly thereafter tell the press that, no, there is no basis for anyone to believe he can dunk.

the UC system’s budget crisis (which prompted $650 million in cuts and 17 percent tuition spikes).

How could you leave out the Chris so nice they Chrised him twice?

“I still can’t believe that Scooter is… someone is using my name. I think that’s a slap in my face, too. But it is what it is. Man, people have their own opinions and I’m going to have mine.”

They should retire his number!

Wha no Watney’s Red Barrel?

Remember also Moses Malone’s almost completed “fo’ fo’ fo’” prediction in ‘83 as well.