John Paul Getty III is the GOAT!

But, but, he went to Duke!

Everyone’s favorite obscure Azerbaijani Champions League participant FK Qarabag just drew Atleti nil-nil (so 0 away goals for Atleti.

Keith Olbermann, whose behavior has *never* been tagged as petulant or childish, or ticked off his employers or co-workers.

Having the games at a neutral site makes no sense, especially given the highest drawing team in the league is in the game but their fans are 3000+ miles away.

So that’s where Pee Wee Herman’s bike is hidden.

That quote, less the references to the NFL, could be from Harvey Weinstein’s publicist.

“His belief that MLS players are as capable as players who play in Europe or Mexico, is unfounded and damaging.”

There are big ones like that in the Columbia River just north of Portland Oregon.

Christian Pulisic is 5'7". The next Pulisic, like this one, isn’t dreaming of the NBA, any more than Dirk Nowitski ever realistically dreamt of playing for Die Mannschaft.

And for God’s sake let’s not mourn Wondolowski never again playing in a US kit:

Hugo Lloris

That’s because they’d have a defender actually challenge him so the shot never gets off.

“God bless Velez. God bless Mexico. We love you forever and ever.”

Uh the 11th Amendment deals with state sovereign immunity.

“The longtime Everton and NY Red Bull striker, now with Melbourne City”

“That’s because they know the ‘n’ isn’t silent, just like in ‘Cominsky’.”

Maradona is listed at 5'5" but looks more like 5'3"

The head of the Lithuanian basketball federation wanted to institute this program with Arvydas Sabonis and every tall girl in the country.