You can’t spell “spineless” without E-S-P-N

Honduras and Panama would scream bloody murder, since a forfeit automatically qualifies USA and cuts one of them out of qualification.

“Because their domestic league doesn’t have promotion and relegation, and their best players don’t challenge themselves by playing in European club leagues.”

“David Brooks is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

Well, there’s Mojo Nixon’s version (although no ones ever gonna let him do it at a ballgame):

He was on a playoffs-making Blazers team for 2 years that won 40+ games (and advanced one year). He was also perfect for the Keep Portland Weird city.

Too bad Columbus isn’t on the list, so El Tri could have all their games their and live through a repetitive dos a cero nightmare.

Some of that money went to his dad. Back when he was an “amateur” “student-athlete.”

Or bananas, while making monkey sounds.

Or bananas, if the target has dark skin. But let’s that not get in the way of MLS bashing and Euro glorying.....

Especially since no one ever has run a two hour marathon

Kiss it goodbye.

His cycling career is toast.

That’s the salient point. A government school can’t take away your free speech rights (well, they can, but within limits). A private company can.

“Cell-Ma Blair”

Ah yes Kevin Maas. That dude probably never has to buy a drink in The Bronx....

And equally synthetic!

It’s Labor Day, support the cops and National Guard!

Yeah it’s pretty bad if he thinks he played for the Longhorns....

He plays in Sacramento. Weed is legal there