US Soccer doesn’t deserve a mascot that good.

Her story has been on the news and radio and it’s crazy. She has some serious issues, but will probably keep winning elections because the voters here don’t give a shit about anything.

.... Of all the crafts in the world that could be parlayed into something lucrative and taught in an apprenticeship, they picked medals. Medals? MEDALS?!? WHAT?

Sadly it’s a bar our current president couldn’t have jumped over; not just because he’s a fat lazy sack of shit that believes that physical activity drains your “life force” but also because he’s racist.

It’s to make sure that everyone knows you have a job where having a neck tattoo doesn’t matter.

Did that sweet, sweet gravy train of crazy-eyed conservative donations finally run dry?

Right, and we were supposed to give a shit about the Carolina Hurricanes in Raleigh because they eschewed the differentiator. Oh wait, people actually care about football. Disregard.

Useful to ponder, after the match:

Why would any opponent ever want to knock out Matt Moore? The game plan is always to keep him in there.

Whoa! AJ is gonna need some of this.

So dumb. +1

Such a great song. This was playing when I proposed.

Shit-bag MLS Keeper Commits Howler.

Ah, to be young and ignorant of the Tiny Rascal Gang, who were utterly fucking terrifying.

The story of her not consulting to the documentary is what we in professional circles call “bullshit".

How anyone could watch that movie and not think that McCandless was a giant dumbass is beyond me. Why do people idolize a spoiled brat that killed himself from a mix of ego and incompetence?

Totally agree that Caster Semenya has done nothing wrong here, and that it’s unfair that she’s been put in this position (and that this is all a lot murkier than we knew even ten years ago). But there definitely is a fair answer, and it’s the one we had in place before the CAS’s really, really dumb ruling. Caster…

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun