“Eminent domain is when the state needs your land for Public Use.”

He wasn’t a Navy SEAL. He likes you to think that though, like all his other conspiracy theories.

The answer is glaringly obvious:

“Knowingly” created the fire trap, not knowingly set the fire or killed these people.

Oh sure but when it’s “Sausage” Appreciation Night you’re all for it!

That’s a pretty rational theory actually. Better than the blackball conspiracy one (despite Carroll’s penchant for conspiracy theories).

I hope it’s some consolation after losing the governorship to Schwarzenegger.

“Hank Williams Jr., a man who has served for decades as living proof of just how far you can go in America simply by sharing a name with your more talented father”

“You call that losing your shit?”

And Rachel Dolezal! That might even be her dad in the pic

CP3 impregnated a stripper? Does Allstate know?

Spurs can do a straight-up trade with Blazers. LMA for Meyers “Beiber” Leonard. Pop can get the best outta that kid!

“Painting cars black—a true style innovation!”

Because in the game of death, he was a loser

As a long-time Blazer fan, good luck with that Aldridge scenario.

Buzz Aldrin set foot there first.

So, no Joe Namath at Jets games?

The correct answer is Joachim Sauer (Merkel’s spouse) who got to blow the photo op off.

“Bringing criminal sex crime charges against corrections officers is rare and difficult.”