I think his build by impegnation plan may be showing its flaws

Not entirely true

Charlotte takes him; his rookie contract pays him league minimum with a rich incentive kicker, triggered by Lavar beating Jordan 1:1.

That Heavy D song was better in the original

Cherokee. Look at those cheekbones!

The shuffleboard duel between the oiled-up Iceman and Maverick didn’t quite match up to the original.

And a mullet wig

She’s got a kid with him. She ain’t gonna be free of this clown until the kid turns 18.

He’s gonna need something to buy pruno and shivs with.

Miami Fauxhawks

I think she’s past her birth control needing date.

“The likes of Neymar and Christian Pulisic are going to look great sprinting up and down that perfectly manicured pitch”

Broadway awaits the all-black casts for Sexus, Plexus & Nexus.

Dead [raw hamburger] Meat.

“As good as ... ?”

(Also, Aldridge makes me wonder. He played last night as if he was either ill/injured/or on the take. Very odd.)

She ripped it off from Weezer.

How about the Cantona Kung Fu kick to break up the double play!

Soon to be a movie starring Mark Wahlberg