Altering his play in meaningless games in which Meyers Effin Leonard was given a start.

“She was a very gentile.”

Oh I’m sure he’s the one non-asshole billionaire....

And Anita Hill taught there! While Bachman was a student!

Well if Seattle is anything like Portland, it’s true. See: Goldschmidt, N. & Adams, S.

There are fates worse than death. Like being stuck in a booth with Nantz.

Did I miss the time he emulated Cantona and Kung fu kicked a fan? He said he’s done everything Eric did but acting.

You mean FUrbanguson?

Hey, he had a black daughter!

More like the Europa Cup vs Champions League. Maybe even have the winner of the lesser cup auto qualify for the big one?

Well, there is the Club World Cup

Trump branded Pruno!

Tebow swung; Jesus wept.

James Dickey seems the obvious choice for Deliverance from this situation.

MLS next!

Neither one of whom won the big one.

Joe “D’Oh!” Hart....

It’s less sinful than using birth control!

Just look at AT&Ts stock ticker. It cratered more in the crash of ‘01 than it did in ‘08.