DOGSO perhaps? Either that or complaining too much about the clear yellow.

The whiner gravitates toward Duke.

Kinky Friedman begs to differ

Well, the two greatest mass murderers in world history were Commies so maybe our educational system has some basis for delivering that message:

50 Shades of José

Karim Abdul-Jabbar & Kareem Abdul-Jabbar(TM).

Career arc: professional horseshoer, politician.

Yes but Emma’s part Asian Pacific Islander, so progress!

They were also hoping the new stadium might help them get into a power conference, most likely the Big 12. So they could get in with more prestigious schools like Baylor.

The MFer doesn’t even know a parsec is not a time unit, yet you expect him to tell a runway from a taxiway?

You brought condoms and wine coolers to the arena; outside food and beverages are not allowed.

Simplified version:

Becks, you’re not getting knighted and here’s why:

“Margaret Atwood’s 1985 dystopian novel about a hyper-patriarchal society in which fertile woman are forced to be handmaids (i.e. sex slaves) to society’s elite”

Special Guest Appearance: Ben Affleck as Bill Belichick.

Well he would have if there had been a influx of African immigrants at the time.

Scoring on Joe Hart is never a “Wondergoal.” It’s called a “Howler.”

“It ain’t the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I’m smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I’m smart and I want respect!”

You’re giving Kyle Korver a sad.

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