Meyers Leonard of the Blazers threw up at least three air ball 3 pointers in that game so the Blazers should maybe not taunt Parsons for doing one.

“Buy me a Scotch and I’ll explain why they’re built that way.”

“The Mary Tyler Moore show was the first television sitcom in America to portray a single working woman’s lifestyle in a way that was not dreary or overly pitiful.”

Speaking of Trumpangulating and working class “heroes”:

Merkley is a dim bulb, so he’s made for this.

Leste we forget

The revocation of your law license, for perjury, might indicate you weren’t innocent.

Careful there; MLK Jr’s PhD dissertation also was partially plagiarized:

4-4 split means appeal court decision stands. I.e. Slants and Redskins can be registered even if disparaging.

“another hyper-privileged, myopic white man”

Actually the new show’s name is “The Mahendra Tractor, Subway Sandwich and Dollar Shave Club Show, with Special Guest ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Based on the Blockbuster Video Game and Starring Michael Fassbender.”

Don’t accept a dinner invite if Mama Weiner is serving liver.

More like Jared Lorenzen.

Or RFK Sr spinning in his grave.

I think they assumed a properly fitted athletic support would address the issue.

Latinx: the UNIX-derived open source operating system kernel running the Vatican’s backend.

“Mike, we’ve got an opening we’re holding for you.”

“We haven’t heard their side of the story; they probably had a non-idyllic childhood.”

Oden also got drunk a lot and Instagrammed his third leg.

Hey now, Shaq’s genie movie was way more dignified than the one that Sinbad did.