Well one of the reasons was Kiffin objected to drafting JaMarcus Russell....

And Bradley Cooper as WEB DuBois.

Jiff Pfeffers!

“Browns go 0-16; relegated to SEC. ‘Bama joins AFC North.”

No specialty coffee and guns is a bad combination in Seattle.

And JLaw for Megyn Kelly?

“It’s a Presidency about nothing!”

Well, it does sound like he might not want Pelosi down at his next gumbo boil...

“I recommend you invest in companies with a heavily unionized workforce preferably composed of former death row inmates.”

And not being big on Tippen’

Have you ever notice how perfectly a banana slides into the pursed lips of a human mouth? That’s God’s design; he wants us all to give out the beej.

Galaxy vs Timbers in Portland. If I recall correctly, Timbers won on last second injury time goal. Arena, as is his wont, was whining about calls all game. That’s the Portland coach, Caleb Porter, celebrating the goal and shooting Arena a “fuck off.”

Ah yes the Arena head shake. He even does it when you tell him “fuck off.”

“Exactly the atmosphere I was seeking.”

Isn’t there a scene in Triumph of the Will focusing on Hitler’s plane coming in for a landing? He’s stealing (arguably from the best in that genre)!

I doubt AFF is ever going to contract with the Argentine equivalent of “Joe’s Cut-Rate Charter Airlines & Bail Bonds.”

Amazing how Lawrence Phillips hung around long enough to get the year started.

How about “Of course if this were the NFL, these results would merit a two-year extension”?

Nobody kills The King

But his story of pulling himself up from the Welsh coal mines will really get those working class white voters!