Yeah that shit’s more apropos than “Baby Sabonis.”

Kaepernick wanted this image on his cleats, but Goodell found it to be “entirely too commercialized.”

So, overturn the Civil Rights Act’s provisions for majority-minority districts?

Retract this vile obloquy forthwith!

Most are big; none are beautiful; very few are women.

Milestones in healing process, ranked:

You forgot:

Eh not Arab. Folks from Arabia didn’t hit that part of the world until after Mohammed.

Jeepers, creeper. Where’d you get that peeper?

Gotta be fake; “taxicab” on only one page?

It is 100% effective in providing Chelsea a high paying no show job to burnish her resume for her inevitable career in politics.

Yeah but his rug was slightly subtler than Don’s weave.

How do you know the CIA was trying to kill Castro?

Not only that but James Bond and Felix Leiter are like best friends. Thank God Assange torrented License to Kill so we all could learn the truth.

“Player mistreatment? I’ll show you player mistreatment!”

Vegas A[ce]s

Oh’I’Like Crapholes.

Who wouldn’t want to name their kid after an often-thrashed ass?

“I was saddened to hear of the tragic suicide of the man we called ‘Uncle Dolphie,’ a great lover of animals and a devoted companion to my beloved Aunt Eva Braun.”

Here you go gramps: