“You know, I was born in Germany. And available!”

Sigi Schmidt is available!

Montenegro, please!

He can see Dan Reeves in the distance—but can he catch him? He only needs 4 losses this season!

You should also post her post Miss America “interrogation” by Penny Crone. Ain’t just dudes creating the environment.

You forgot the rape (dismissed by university tribunal)

Why is he the only shirtless one?

She refused to kiss Anna Wintour’s ass in the late ‘40s.

Now there’s someone with a finger on the pulse of the common folk.

She was just trying to reach those kids using language from today’s popular music. Like when Michelle Pfeiffer turned those urban youths around by having them read Bob Dylan lyrics.

Thanks, Notorious RBG!

Her husband was in Capricorn One. Coincidence? I think not!

“And I heard a rhythmic snapping sound.”

I knew Ron Mexico

He did run a 3 hour marathon once. Give or take a couple of hours.

Seems like Porzingas is this era’s Shawn Bradley!

Stop and frisk is constitutional, and has been for almost 50 years:

Don’t forget Beckerman.

Posse is sort of like entourage is for white people. Or hangers-on?

In other words, Jabba the Hut with a Silver Beatles wig