Except more than half didn’t. Neither Trump nor Clinton got above 50% of the cast ballots. Add in non voters, more like 1/3 of the “population” (those of voting age) voted for either option.

I see a Lifetime movie of the week in that headline. Starting the guy who plays Carisi on SVU.

In their defense, it was Richard Cohen’s turn to be party committee chairperson.

That’s ok because they did give the Tsarvaev brother roles to actors of color.

Or just a single block:

Elvira begs to differ.

But but Chelsea’s being groomed for Congress!

“It is specifically forbidden to include cream cheese on a training table bagel offered mid-rape to a student-athlete.”

You forgot to blame this sort of “thinking”:

Senate terms are 6 years.

Matthews is the Trump of political commentary; whatever asinine thought pops into his lizard brain is immediately disgorged in a word salad.

If you’re married to a friend of his, he’s likely interested.

Adding to the LeBron improbability: the head coach was fired mid-season in favor of the superstar’s lackey. That typically is happening with teams circling the drain and desperate to keep their one asset.

Gee he seems like such a stand-up, unself-involved guy:

They’re having to cut back back back back back on their overpriced “talent.”

She’d been president at 35 but for Bill. Reagan would have lost in a landslide in 1984 to the junior Senaator from Illinois.

We should abolish the Senate too. Why did Joe Biden and Harry Reid get the same voting power as Ted Cruz and John Cornyn? It’s an outrage!

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She averages 5:47 miles, so about a 7.