It’s an Owl!

“What it was like for well-intentioned slave owners.”

I think you mean Malcolm X

“I had already dated Derrick. We had a sexual relationship.”

They’re Dutch so less homer honks than that excitable Icelandic commentator from UEFA 2016.

“This latest incident occurred when he was asked by the New York Times if he knew the name of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.”

If you’re going yellowface, go full yellowface.

I think that’s Lorelai Gilmore’s dad, isn’t it?

The ghost of Sal Aunese and the phantom 5th down are going to haunt you, Sir!

#BuffLivesMatter

“but doing ‘skin to skin’ in the operating room requires an additional staff member to be present just to watch the baby.”

Isn’t the better Trump-Hillary secret “what if they banged back in the day”?

At least I added something....

Jesus, Millenials.

I live in Portland Oregon. Relevant because our city government has adopted a policy of malign neglect to the homeless. You can set up a tent, even a tent city, pretty much anywhere on city property that isn’t a city park.

Univision Deportes always has a voluptuous woman in a plunging, extremely tight outfit during their broadcasts. When will Deadspin institute this feature?

Translation: “I’ve always enjoyed films depicting African -Americans as pimps, hookers, drug dealers, or violent revenge-seekers, so I’m down with the struggle.”

He also probably thinks that song is about him.

Nah we’ve had legal weed here in Oregon for 2 years.

While smoking weed.