He is a superstar in the making and he is all ours.

Before Garnett, the idea that players could skip college was considered nonsensical; after, it was considered received wisdom.

Yeah sure, but have you read the English Constitution? Maybe you should before you comment.

Or suppress protests by homeless veterans.

You might want to talk to Wendi Deng fka Murdoch about that.

If only there were someone available, familiar with the Pats’ playbook, perhaps with winning playoff experience.

“There’s some criminals that are football coaches.”

Overhead kick, mate.

“Damn, why didn’t I think of this approach?”

I hope he also thanked Doug Wilder too:

“No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”

Well the professor wasn't talking about prison. Which all states have, including the non-Alabama ones.

Especially if you're a man over 50. Unless you're aiming for a role in a SuperBeraProstate ad.

In her defense, the professor’s argument is pretty moronic, given the 13th Amendment.

Wouldn’t this bird sculpture be a more fitting tribute to the Atlanta taxpayers?

The Girl Is His.

So you’ve got your dick out during The Anthem?

Except when the Vietnam War was on, and those debilitating heel spurs kept him from walking or standing in a jungle environment.

“I don’t really know much about the situation,”

It lives in the asshole of the Denver airport devil (and murderer) bronco.