How much TP?

Politicians.

Too late. Been there, done that.

Have them all just send whichever intern drew the short straw.

Bourbon or Irish is the perfect solvent for those crunchy little marshmallows in the hot chocolate packets. Some creamer and spray on whipped cream help too.

Diskworld. Shepherds Crown. Granny W.

Middleman!

If his Secret Service protection detail doesn’t shoot him first.

Trump and his popularity are proof we have cut back and underfunded education and mental health care programs too much for too long.

More than a foot, less than a yard.

Oops! Missed it back then.

“As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti...”

No one seems to be talking about Stilt Mans’ power suit in the back of Potters’ shop, either.

“And in America, they haven’t spoken it (English) in years!”

I believe the Russian member in The Assasination Bureau, Ltd said something along the lines of “Death is no laughing matter. Neither is Life.”

Swisher Sweets are not cigars. They are a semi-organic tubular construct produced by a St. Bernard on a high-fiber diet.

Am I the only one who watched Galactica 1980?

Did you see the episode where he’s watching TV and says, “They call this a horror movie? Where are the Rock & Roll songs, and the elaborately choreagraphed dance numbers?”?

Moptop.

Nice change of pace from always hearing Bobs’ side of the story.