Mixed marriage here. My husband loves Miracle Whip, I’m a mustard gal. When I do use the creamy condiment, I’m strictly a mayo user - preferably Duke’s - EXCEPT, for some reason, on a meatloaf sandwich, which requires Miracle Whip.

While I have learned many, many things from reading The Root as a white person, the most important of those things might be the idea of having macaroni and cheese at Thanksgiving. My mayo-white North Dakota in-laws were all impressed by it the first time we brought it, so I think it’s a regular thing now.

I mean, the Zagnut bar is just a superior alternative to Butterfinger.

First of all, Back in the High Life Again is not cheesy.
Second, if you need proof, here’s Warren Zevon’s heart-wrenching 2000 version

TV exec texts: “He calls us fake news all the time, but needs access to airwaves… If we give him the time, he’ll deliver a fact-free screed without rebuttal. And if we don’t give him the time, he’ll call every network partisan. So we are damned if we do and damned if we don’t.”

In light of this travesty, let’s take a positive spin on things, shall we?

cue Chrysanthemum and Jasmine tea drinkers *me*

The Pirate Movie! Had it on vinyl. Still love that cheesy flick.

For the longest time Cowboy Bebop was the show you’d show people who weren’t into Anime. Because it completely transcends the genre.

Republicans:

Well... here’s Small Hands’ idea of what protests should be permitted - all protests against:

Seriously; are there any plans to collect your writings in a bound edition?

North Dakota people are the worst to get cornered by. I talk to them daily for work and god bless their hearts, they are the most genuinely kind people you’ll ever come across, but I can’t talk about the fucking weather for 10 minutes. They love talking about the weather, or youth hockey, or hunting. I just can’t do…

so how do you feel about backwoods

I am white and have smoked the occasional Black & Mild since I was 16. I am now 40 and, while I’ve quit smoking cigarettes, I still enjoy cigars of all price ranges once in a while... except for Swisher Sweets. I never liked the taste of Cherry & Milds but it attracted ladies from a distance, especially if their dad…

Swisher’s are the worst.

Black & Mild’s smell better than they taste.

I find that a nice bourbon, is always appreciated at barbecues. One just needs to wait after the food has been eaten and people are settling into their chairs or tables enjoying the music, the games, the conversations and subtly bring it out.

MD 20/20 is death row for your taste buds. You deserve any and all punishment your body can fathom if you even inhale that crap, let alone drink it.