Not to mention the Founding Fathers insistance on separation of Church & State.

I own several also and am all in favor of responsible use. Just pointing out the risk, in this case.

While a reasonable legal victory, do you really want to sue an idiot who has a shotgun, and uses it?

Look up Headcrash by Bruce Bethke.

Lord John Whorfin, Monkey Boy!

Wallace and Gromit: "50 Tastes of Cheese"

Didn't Pam Grier play Waller on Smallville? She had about the right build, and has some serious action movie cred.