Can we focus for just a second on the more important issue: is that one of those giant 10 lb burgers on the table behind him in the header image?

More importantly, apparently the Lions just drafted an actual giant.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

He didn’t stay home and he’s infinitely better than Trump. I have given 2 candidates money and he is neither of them BUT I will be there with bells on election day if he wins the nomination.

As long as you vote for him if he wins the nomination, fight hard for whomever you like best, BUT if people purity test him and we get 4 more fucking years of Trump I am giving up on my fellow liberals as asshole children who deserve the horrible lives they will have created for themselves.

I think we can all agree, the Hartford Whalers are awesome 

“...a Game 7 that a whole country is desperately clinging to as a final hope.”

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Let remember some (snooker) guys:

Not only is this the most shocking moment of Snooker I have ever seen, it is also the only moment of Snooker I have ever seen.

Todd Reirden looks like a slimmer Kevin from The Office.

Easter Bunny collecting teeth for the tooth fairy! 

As a guy following the Caps since the early 80s... You can’t conjure up the “Bad Ole Days” anymore. It’s gone. This team exorcised those demons last year and from here until I die it’s all gravy. Not really sure how to explain it, but if they go down in G7, I’ll tip my cap to a solid Canes squad and move the fuck on. 

Don’t hate on loyal Whalers fans who followed the team South

I’d be having a heart attack right now, but they’ve long since killed my heart so I’ll just have to satisfy myself with uncontrollable existential dread

Just another example of the Easter Bunny doing the Lord’s work

Hell hath no furry like a... nah I’m kidding all furries go to Hell.

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RUN AWAAAAAY

Lots of cheap punches to the back of the head, but I guess that’s what they do.