Gabe, anything to win. If you’re not in the game and boxing out, get over there and let the hot dog go. Get in his head, literally. It was free if you’re seated that closely. Make Embiid remember you; if anything make it worth the price of admission. Chemical warfare. Forget the rules. Do your part. That’s a great…

Wrong. I want the rules to apply to everyone equally. Some poor fucker who was caught on the same tape would not have the means to stop this release based on Florida’s laws.

Take your damned star....

Their shop is still up and running, just so you won’t miss out on getting your kid his favorite Birmingham Irons player’s jersey for his birthday, baptism, or as an apology for losing his college fund on a bet whether the AAF would last a whole year.

Great, now we’re going to spend the whole 2020 campaign with Republicans whining about these Telfair queens.

Spoiler alert: he is not.

I haven’t seen a six day beating this bad since 1967.

Hockey is just the best goddamn sport.

Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

This is a deep OG Grover Golden Books reference, and as someone who read his original childhood version of this book to his daughter last night, respect.

This is like Grover’s monster at the end of the book. I know you say “WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A JOKE.” but damn if I don’t want to read it anyway to see if it’s a really good joke.

Considering both you and the guy who only brushes his teeth once a week both have significant others, I no longer understand the existence of incels. If you guys can get fucked, anyone should be able to.

The vein of “admitting to obviously insane behavior and defending it as normal” comment is always perfection.  The funbag results in the highest rate of these comments.  And sometimes, it turns out we learn something new.  Like that 20% of you wipe your ass standing up and should be fired into the sun.

“This is about honor. Glory. Making your name. Squaring up against the best, and trying to put him down.”

In person he’s even more imposing. Nice with a friendly disposition but I’ve met a lot of hockey guys, most are tallish, big and athletic but unassuming. Ovi is a beast he looks like a freaking Neanderthal that wouldn’t hesitate to rip your arm off and beat you with it. It isn’t even his size, it’s the way he moves.

This is about honor. Glory. Making your name. Squaring up against the best, and trying to put him down.

My first thought is “Geez bro,that’s your countryman! How can you do that to him?!”

The Blue Jackets were swept in the season series with the Lightning and scored three total goals.

This list is notable for two reasons: First, I can’t see any reason to dispute it. While I personally love The Mountain and the Viper even more for its ending, in a definitive list like this I can’t bump it to number one.