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The locals attribute the Blues’ turnaround since early January to respecting the unwritten rules of baseball.

By that standard, Chastity Gooch-Fant should have at least made the final.  Only weakness is the name raises more questions than it answers.

Second time in three years that papists rig the election.

It will be hard to follow the careers of these horse-jumping ladies after they inevitably don their fursuits.

Surprised the players went anywhere near a group of ultras.  They are dangerous, and the fact that the team management thought they had to give up their shirts just shows how insane the whole fan-club relationship is.  

The Malachi Crunch!

Well the main difference between the Clippers and City is American basketball has all sorts of spending limitations.  There is nothing stopping these soccer teams from paying a player a billion dollars if they have it to spare.

The Nets were shitting the bed at the time.

As a Caps fan, I would like to see a similarly damning piece on the Pens’ first round exit.

The absence of the bus is an historic first for these lists.  All of something is good?

I will always love you for introducing me to “thornback.”

He was fun as hell during his brief time on the Wizards, which always needs a fun injection. Also he showed up to a Caps game with a few of his teammates and they were just great hockey fans.

I stand with taxidermy roommate.  That’s just . . . fine, really.

+1000 words for the photo they chose for this story

Barry, Gritty was tossed from the Battle for Pennsylvania on Saturday night for streaking and I demand Deadspin’s coverage.  Also the game had a batshit crazy finish that merits an article all by itself.

“If you grew up in the ‘80s or later, you were probably subjected to a lecture about online safety.

To even get off the ground, you would need a rock version of Milli Vanilli to front the album.

I’m sure sex after Bernardi’s will be great after sharing a 3-pound soft pretzel, a huge rack of slathered ribs, and raw red onions, as well as the guy overcoming the lemon juice squirted in his eye.

I guess he can punt, but the beauty of these former rugby and Aussie rules punters comes when they lay out unsuspecting kick returners who expect to breeze by them.