Props to everybody around you for not leaking even enough for the rumor mill.

Early in the Capitals slump, and when the Flyers were just coming into this hot streak, I bought tickets to March 14 Caps-Flyers in Philly thinking “at least the Caps can still beat the ass Flyers.”

I read this in what I imagine is Gritty’s voice.

I seE a WoMan TrYing to BloCk aPunCH

Premier League rugby has an official who calls in fouls from the booth and it works really well.

It was a sloppy game but the Caps played their hearts out so I think this loss is going to affect them for awhile.

18th St. Lounge has a space that works for anybody.

If he played for Minnesota it could be Fargo S4.

His ilk don’t know who John Wall is.  LeBum, on the other hand, is on a few of their lists.

This is fantastic.

In the first period Doc was already lamenting that we don’t get a rematch until March.

AKA rushing the process

This makes me want to sign up for a Twitter account.

9/10 but you have to shout ENHANCE! louder each time you go in a little deeper, not just the first time.

Incel hero

He’s normally a good-looking guy but his assholery is catching up with him in that gif, and now he looks like a cartoon gangster.

That’s Wendy’s-level Twitter trolling.

It’s never okay to scare your kids, but you are required to scare your siblings.

In that highlight reel, the announcer says at the buzzer that T&T “has dethroned the United States.”  Okay then.

DeJesus was set to take it before Pep sent in instructions for Mahrez to step in.  After the game Pep got weirdly huggy with DeJesus on the field, because he knew he screwed up.