Benjamin Wittes sounds like a haughty dipshit but the temperament issue he is focusing upon is pretty much the only hook to get Republicans to vote against Kavanaugh at this stage. No other nominee has ever shown so much hysteria, disrespect, partisanship, and prediction for weird conspiracy theories (‘revenge of the…

The fish is sliced molecularly thin and most buffets will charge you extra if you don’t eat the rice, which fills you up fast. I’ve seen people putting the rice part of the sushi under their table.

That bear has wrestled many humans, who obviously feed and care for it. If it was even slightly inclined to fight any more than a friendly pet dog, it could finish that kid in a few seconds.

Getting Ovi back on the ice so soon probably saved him from drinking himself to death.

As a Caps fan (in a state of bliss for at least the next six months, when we start reclenching), I was psyched for the beatdown and the two goals in the first two minutes, but it was tempered by the fact that Boston really just sucked all on their own last night.

The Gritty take was dumb but good!

This is a really excellent review, thanks!  

Anybody ever notice that weird thing he did with his tongue in cheek during the Thursday hearing?  Grossest tell ever.

Sad Panda is already invited.

Reddit is great if you limit your subscriptions and rarely comment. And the comments aren’t that bad and often embed links as good or better than the post itself.  I hear people bashing Reddit all the time but I think I’ve just never wandered to the bad part of town.

You will be a racist, so enjoy the 4 years, 263 days, future-racist.

The best part of the video is when, even though it is a fake gun, he runs when she picks it up and points it at him.

Lifelong resident here — D.C. is a transient city for many people but there is a huge stable population of football fans that can easily keep the stadium sold out.

The best part of WYTS is when Drew bangs on the fans and the city.  You don’t have to care about football to hate on Cincinnati.

But Jon Stewart losing his mind over Trump eating his pizza wrong will always be magnificent:

I’m moving to Philly from D.C. and I want to root for one of their goddamn teams, but the Eagles, Flyers and now the Union are out. Don’t fuck this up for me Sixers.

I’m moving to Philly from D.C. this year, and as a former Redskins fan I would like to be able to root for the home team again.

There was an article in the NYT or WAPO awhile back about how many of the leakers deliberately change up their style of speaking and use of idioms to not only mask their own identities but make it look like the culprit is one of their colleagues.

there is nothing more joyous than witnessing a never-ending reply all feedback loop in a large corporation. the best ones are where the original message wasn’t supposed to be sent to “all.” if we could channel all that anger into something productive we could win capitalism.

I love these start to finish, but the best part is the paragraph or two where Drew heaps shit solely on the fans and the city.