Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me, but . . .

That’s the point of the article. He wasn’t shunned, but Vulture is lumping him in with Louis CK’s comeback attempt and those two things aren’t the same.

I think it’s necessary. The metoo movement established its limits with the Ansari debacle and if some blogger is still trying to lump Ansari in with the Weinsteins and Louis CKs of the world, it should probably be called out.

My older son had it, and I think it inspired him because now he is 20 and crazy in-shape.  

Well, the only smart move here was to settle it as quietly as possible before having to file an answer, because anybody who watches the bodycam footage knows there isn’t any defense.

I frankly still can’t believe the Caps won it. It’s been months and I haven’t gotten used to it or the feeling that I am going to wake up from a dream in which the Caps bitched out in the second round and the Pens won it again.

The Yelp reviewers of this Florida restaurant are in Texas (for) and San Fransciso (against).  That’s some good culture-warring right there.

I counted a half dozen times he briefly glanced at the interviewer’s tits during the interview before the song.

If they could get a cut of the always-on advertising that is on the players’ jerseys and the constant ads running around the sides of the fields, that may make up for not having constant commercials, but otherwise there really isn’t a solution for a sport with only one break.

This magnificence should not be buried in the second paragraph of the Jets’ fans compilation. It deserves it’s own article:

I love you, I really do!

I gave you your 69th star, you’re all set.

I expected the camera to pan to her bloodied nose.

Fake Rebecca Lowe was British but it was hard to appreciate her because all she did was make me mad that Rebecca Lowe wasn’t on it.

Out of context, a grown man saying womp womp in the middle of a debate is funny.  

The goalies in the World Cup, man.

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So is the former Mrs. Magary available?

I love soccer but this is why I also hate it.

LeBron