I was a pledge for two days at a frat in a university in the south. Day two they put a paper bag over my head and threw me down some stairs. I got up and hit the first person I saw as hard as I could. I wasn’t allowed to pledge anymore after that.

we serve food here, sir

In defense of the Coravin, it isn’t because you can’t open a bottle of wine, it’s so you can have a glass of nice wine without opening the bottle so it won’t start to turn in case you don’t want to drink the whole bottle right aw

lol go to hell

So, you’re saying his room was Farmers Only?

Is it ironic that the police ended up taking his photo anyway?

Here’s a thought, and I’m just spit-balling: What if the school guarantees the kid won’t get paid? 

You mean drop bears?

Oh sure, blame the kangaroos. Who made you judge and jury? What kind of court is this?

I’ve never seen my life summed up so perfectly. 

#NeverForget

Back in the mid 2000s, Phil Kessel was playing hockey at the U of Minnesota, because rumor got around that he refused to come to UW-Madison once he found out that Jack Skille was coming. So, Badger fans mercilessly booed him every time he touched the puck. After scoring on a breakaway goal, he skated around the ice…

Update:

Lmao you’re a disaster of a person. 

you forgot the “Sent from AOL Mail on my Motorola Razr” signature

“You get paid MILLIONs of dollar to play a GAME I bought a ticket so I’ll touch you anyway I damn well like and you just have to take it!”

No jokes here, they should have thrown that fucking little shit and his dad out of the stadium and barred them from re-entry. What an entitled little mutant. Fuck that kid.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

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