I just assume everyone in the Deadspin comments section is an attorney.

That’s clearly Norwegian Jiu-Jitsu... because there’s Norway he was actually injured.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

In response to the video, the NBA has fined Anthony Davis $50,000. 

I take solace in the fact that Darren Rovell is working hard to figure out what type of car Boeheim was driving.

Why’s it gotta be “black” magic??

I know you all have a little laugh there at Deadspin Towers every time one of you uses ‘Pool Boys’ to refer to Liverpool, but trust me, you need us more than we need you. Stop it or we’ll organize.

I’m pretty sure Pool Boys is in the Deadspin style guide at this point, next to ‘Tics.

the Pool Boys

Goodboi. That was my name. Goodboi the grey.

The best part will be when they are in the heat of battle, Tyrion, bloodied and winded, will turn to Ser Bronn, as they are surrounded by an ever closing circle of white walkers, and say, “Well, things are certainly looking dire.”

(cue DOG ARMY)

Now that they confirmed that Ser Pounce is dead, this is all I will accept.

That net was supposed to teach driver's ed the next day! Now they have to get the baseball's pitching machine to do it.

My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

We went to a class for our first one, and they went around the room asking each couple about their birth plan. Most of them were “We’re going to try to go natural” with a few “We’re using a midwife in home and going natural”.

You got a few things wrong here. 1. El Tucan only asked for $50,000 - not the full $130,000. 2. It is NOT customary for golfers to give local caddies the full 10 percent. A golfer’s regular looper does so much more than El Tucan did for Kuch that week. To insinuate he SHOULD have paid him $130,000 is crazy.

Ok people, calm down. The 10% commission is for those full time caddies who put in countless hours of work with their professional to learn their game and know how to approach the course for said game. This guy was just a person who carried the bag and may have given some yardage and local course insight, nothing…

$20K is not stiffing.

I know the general sentiment here is to be anti-captalist, anti-owner, anti-rich. 85% of the time I’m sympathetic. But this is a cold take. First he was a replacement caddy, Kuchar is under no obligation to pay him 10%. Then he offered 15k, a very very reasonable response. And even in the end, he got more than agreed…

Also, he might have been asking for “day-old” bread.