Gord Dwyer is the most Canadian Referee name ever.

including a highlight-reel toe drag from Jesperi Kotkaniemi

The only plan Lavar needs is dental.

This guy’s a fucking hero.

I bet his birth certificate actually says "Freddie".

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

Fact: that drive is still happening

Obsessed stalkers are the worst. To all the stalkers out there, keep it casual, don't be all weird about it.

I mean sure he’d make more money up front, but if he has a long MLB career he could end up making more money. Not to mention there’s always the possibility of suffering a career threatening injury on any given play, or developing CTE and having a poorer quality of life when his career is over. But who cares about…

If only Marchand and Wilson would punch each other until they were both unconscious, things would be better.  Though Marchand’s too much of a coward for that.

it’s weird, he said he does, but he spent over a decade criticizing everything he did. At the very least he is an old codger who doesn’t like fun celebrations

That was more of a “you’d have to live in Edmonton” joke but somehow your response, that after years and years of #1 draft picks including drafting the most talented player of this generation the best thing you could say about them is that they’re not completely out of the running for the #8 seed in a bad Western…

chara just pawn in game of life.

Well, in McDavid’s defense I’d be pretty pissed off if I was an Oiler too.

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

If my now-husband had said something like that when he proposed, I would have to fight every atom in my body to not slap him silly. And he probably would also not’ve become my husband, because COME THE FUCK ON, dude.

That message was brought to you by DeBeers, who sent a representative hidden in a hay bale to make sure it was delivered correctly.

As Nel-Peters said yes, Tebow slipped a 7.25-carat solitaire ring on her finger. “This ring is internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”

More things he has going for him: We already love him in Philly, and he’s got good experience with goalposts. At this point it’s a lost season, so why not?