At the very least, Krejci should have to be Boychuk’s dentured servant for a day.

The field was stacked this year. The Daily Caller wasn’t even nominated. That’s like going 11-5 and missing out on the playoffs. 

Letting Nazis scream at strangers unimpeded is kind of Twitter's thing.

And as always, White Nationalists are the real victims. Funny how these dipshits always screech about government regulation and how harmful it is, yet the second a business decides not to allow racists a platform for hate speech, there needs to be regulation.

It’s almost like these festering turds have no real ideology…

I feel you may be overlooking some real innovation in journalistic shittiness that has occured in 2018. Yeah the Patriots always win but, like, who are the Rams of media scumbaggery? 

Most are your average ho-hum worker exploitation factories. Only one is doing damage to the public trust. Fuck you Sinclair Broadcast Group.

How is Serena’s tantrum eligible for Best Athlete Meltdown but not Best Tennis Meltdown? If the Westminster Dog Show has taught me anything, it that you can’t win Best in Show without winning Best in Group first.

Larkin was suspended just three games for the hit.

I know Gruden is bad, but to lump him with Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, and Gruden?  That seems harsh.

I’d appreciate if you could update the poll to reflect the appropriate RGB color code for each Jon Gruden.

As a black man in America, my list of “must visit” states is drastically smaller. Fuck if you’re ever going to catch me in Idaho.

But as far as testicle hunters go, Green is just being a cheapshot artist whereas Ted is looking for replacements.

NotKD, KDiskewl, KD#1, seriouslynotKD, and Durant4prez have weighed in on Twitter and it’s not looking good for Draymond in this beef.

Dad jokes about Grampa candy.

“Bit-O-Honey ran a good campaign even though he lost to Ted Cruz.”

Let’s see, what reasons would fans not show up to a stadium on game day:

So you’re saying the fans offer support to the players, but then try to take it away from them?

This is a Sarah Huckabee Sanders “We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a White House intern...” level of bad take 

Which MLS teams would be a part of this super league?

At the end of the clip, the announcer says, “good job by Lucic not to keep swinging away.” Holy fuck, what an ass hole.  Both Lucic and the announcer.