Did Samer really present two choices regarding Booger and not say “take your pick?”

I started picking up on interesting things that seemed connected in one way or another to keep me in spiritual contact with him. Buying “New Headphones,” “Needing Help,” New Horizons,” “Nice Hair.” Friends had the initials of the streets he lived on. He was manipulating me through the use of the “language.” I was…

Prior to the arrest Kelly was involved in physical altercations with a guest at Von Miller’s party.

That escalated quickly! 

Floyd Mayweather should frankly be here too.  I can’t imagine too many people binge-watch youtube highlights of his career.  

Who among us hasn’t had to tug down our pants after a spicy Curry?

The Internet isn’t helping, though.

Barack Obama: got himself elected President. TWICE.

Libby, young children of both sexes are wet behind the ears. You’re whipping the sexist card prematurely and losing all credibility in the process.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

This would have been more interesting if he actually joined John Wall in the NBA like the headline led me to believe.

Scott WcGavin -“Governor Wolf, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”

What are you talking about?  That pussy just ripped through that box and snatched her face.  Not much to unpack.  Vagina.  

Learning of this column actually had the opposite effect of making me like Gritty (fan of rival team, so I was predisposed to think he was stupid). I hope that anthropomorphic can of spilled orange crush punches kicks that guy in the dick the next time he’s marveling at the wallpaper.

If the Wells Fargo Center is anything like my NBA arena, there’s security guards at every entrance to the suite level who don’t let you marvel at the stylish textured wallpaper unless you have a suite ticket.

I blame Gagliardi for all these ties.

The Garrett Snider op-ed about GRIT begins with—I $hit you not— this passage:

A couple of years ago, Lewis stated that he only wanted to fight until his mortgage was paid off.

I love Dan Marino and I agree whole-heartedly. At least on the yardage.