It has long been thought, but never been proven, that if an athlete has sex before an important game, they will not play as well because they’re happy, and it’s best to play sports when you’re on edge and irritated at all times.

Favre also had 71,838 interceptions*

Good to check back in and see that Deadspin soccer commenters are as worthless as ever! 

He’s finally healthy, finally got paid, and is still bellyaching and talking trash about his teammates. He’s talented, but can we agree that he’s a fuckboi?

Come on, man.

You misspelled "Sid Crosby" 

He pro wrestled a bear

Lars Eller is the first Dane to win the Stanley Cup. He pointed out to the Bruins bench that the Capitol One Arena nee Verizon Center nee MCI Center, was “Aarhaus”, but Marchand wasn’t Copenhaven any of it, took great Odense, and nearly Roskilde him. 

Shouldn’t you be in prison? 

Technically the NHL hasn’t allowed anyone to Whale since 1997.

Hopefully for kicking the shit out of Marchand for no reason.

The old, 20% of nothing is still Brad Marchand.

That really turned the momentum around. Boston scored just as much in the last six minutes after the fight as they did in the 54 before it.

The first two goals, scored in the first minute and 47 seconds of the first period, set a relatively silly new mark in NHL history

Three very dumb hockey takes:

Phil Kessel—well, he actually doesn’t seem to love hot dogs as much as previously thought—but entering his 30s he looks better than ever.

You really wonder what Ovechkin would have to win to be acknowledged as the league’s best sniper rather than just one of. I mean, if his 7th Richard, a cup and a Conn Smythe didn’t do the trick, what would?

I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?

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