Reddit is great if you don’t interact beyond upvoting things you like to save them in your profile. R/Justrolledintotheshop makes me laugh a lot. 

I love Reddit. I hardly ever read the comments except in a few small subreddit communities that I follow and so other than that my Reddit time is filled looking at pictures of dogs/cats, memes, funny/impressive gifs, and the occasional fun fact. It is pretty easy to miss all the toxic parts of Reddit but some people…

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

“I really don’t want to waste a lot of time responding to outdated, inaccurate, ignorant, idiotic statements.”

At least, Stewart didn't have to ask for the baseball for his first hit in the League.  It probably rolled from the Sanchez throw to his locker spot. 

Giving the Orioles a 4-0 lead!

I hear what you are saying, but I could also link to tons of clips of guys getting their legs snapped in half by retaliation tackles.  But our minds are still scarred by Trump's dick description, so I won't. 

Try as I might I can’t hate Zlatan. He’s the best heel of all time, maybe.

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Former Skins season ticket holder:

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

For reference:

He looks like Conor McGregor after a month at sea.

Three year old references? That Boys II Men reference above his head is 25 years old! End of the Road was a # 1 hit in 1992!!

[looks around nervously]

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

Waaaaaay too many letters, Shakespeare. This is football, not a spelling bee! 

Counter-argument:

I was pretty young, too, but my parents were YOOOGE Skins fans, and we went to a total of like four games ever at RFK Stadium. Back then we used to scour the Post’s classifieds for aftermarket tickets to Skins games within our price range, and it genuinely felt like a miracle if we found some.

OMG, this is so missing a “Hear it from your fans” section.  What seemed perfect is now making me sad.